键盘侠｜这镜头把我带回了 我呆立桌旁爸妈检查我成绩的那天
1月10日，湖人主场迎战灰熊。前三节，湖人落后近30分。最后一节，双方相继换上替补队员。虽然湖人替补贡献了一波21-0把分差追至个位数，把灰熊打了回来，但最终还是119-127输给了灰熊。那天晚上，
詹姆斯正坐在场边看着数据表，碰巧瞥见邵伟在他身边。
这个游戏双方的数据
湖人(21-20):詹姆斯35分9篮板7助攻，邵伟6分7篮板6助攻，蒙克7分5篮板3助攻3帽子，约翰逊2分3篮板，布拉德利7分2破发，安东尼7分16分，塔克13分，阿里扎3分5篮板，埃灵顿16分霍华德7分4篮板
灰熊(28-14):贾隆-杰克逊21分12板6帽，贝恩23分4板3助攻3断，莫兰特16分5板7助攻，凯尔安德森14分7板8助攻，威廉姆斯9分3助攻，孔查尔12分4助攻，梅尔顿4分4板3助攻，蒂尔曼9分4助攻，克拉克14分泰伊斯-琼斯5分3分。
[] Brave _ Sock 4179 4296 4 hours ago 2
Looks like my dad seeing my report card
粉丝：跟我爸看我成绩单的时候一模一样。
[] Tommy Eide, 3 hours ago, 1102 minutes.
Next Lakers game:
Russell Westbrook - DNP grounded
球迷：下一场湖人比赛：拉塞尔维斯特布鲁克DNP没有跑。
The Lakers scored 401 points two hours ago.
Woj: 'Westbrook heard screaming from the locker room, 'You're not my real dad!' LeBron reportedly asking fans for a belt and five minutes.'
湖人球迷：笔记本：“邵伟听到了更衣室传来的吼声。你不是我的亲生父亲！据悉，詹姆斯向粉丝索要了一条皮带和五分钟的家庭乐趣。"
[] 4 hours ago, 481 minutes
"I have no expectations, but I'm still a little disappointed."
粉丝：“本来对你没抱太大期望，但是你真的有点坑。”
[] Two hours ago, the Lakers scored 93 points
How do you fail P.E.
湖人球迷：“告诉我，体育课你是怎么挂的？”
[] Heat 302 was born at 49 minutes three hours ago.
Lebron about to take away Russ triple double privileges
热火球迷：詹姆斯即将剥夺邵伟的三双特权。
[]2小时前，LakersEverybodyBuddy 71分
Among LeBron's three children, which one do you think he is most disappointed with?
A) Russ B) IT C) Kyrie
湖人球迷：詹姆斯的三个孩子，你觉得谁最让他失望？邵伟，小托马斯，欧文
[]maverickspranddr 4小时前2138点
Westbrook peepin' to see how many rebounds he needs to get for a triple double lmao
独行侠粉丝：邵伟偷看了一眼，看他要抢多少篮板才能达到三双，哈哈。
[]Netspedja13 607 points 4 hours ago
'Damn I am 5 rebounds short,but if I dip into my turnover bag I can still get the triple double,just need 3 more.'
篮网球迷：“淦，咋还差5个篮板！没事，把失误给算上，再失误3次，老子还是三双！”
[]76ers6000chickenfajitas 155 points 3 hours ago
more turnovers - more opposition possessions - more chances for defensive rebounds
76人球迷：失误更多-对方进攻机会更多-抢防守篮板的机会更多
[]ayending1 197 points 4 hours ago
Give me my fucking rebounds, Dwight, you are not even a top 75!
球迷：别TM抢我篮板，霍华德！你连75大球星都不是！
[]RyanKeen07 1405 points 5 hours ago
I'm getting bad flashbacks to the kitchen table as my parents were reviewing my grades
球迷：这镜头带我回到了那一年的那一天，我呆立餐桌旁，等爸妈检查我的成绩
[]frusciantepepper 279 points 5 hours ago
Those were the worst times of my life, My parents took me off the basketball team one year because I was a straight C student lol
球迷：那是我人生的至暗时刻。因为各科成绩都是C，我爸妈让我退出篮球队一年，哈哈
[]KnicksGreen__Bananas 134 points 2 hours ago
No offense but they did the right thing
尼克斯球迷：无意冒犯，可你爸妈做得没毛病
[]ayending1 242 points 4 hours ago
'Russ, you got two C- and four D+. I gonna ask.'
'Next question, dad.'
“小威，你有两科C-、四科D+，我想问……”
“下一个问题，爸爸！”
[]CIark 38 points 4 hours ago
“Tell your mom I’m going to the store for cigarettes”
球迷：“给你妈说，老子出去买包烟”
[]MavericksClickElectronic 1396 points 4 hours ago
Strong 2018 Cavs vibes lately
独行侠球迷：如图，梦回2018年的骑士
[]GrizzliesNetflixAndNikah 679 points 3 hours ago
I'm crying this picture perfectly encapsulates that hot mess of a cavs team right before the trade lmao
灰熊球迷：笑尿了，这张图完美呈现了当年骑士队交易之前的糟糕局面
[][LAL] Kareem RushRah_Rah_RU_Rah 364 points 2 hours ago
Bron really said fuck it I'm getting shooters and it worked. That post deadline offense was beautiful
湖人球迷：詹姆斯说要有射手，于是，就有了射手。别说，交易后骑士队的进攻还真不赖
[]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 1018 points 5 hours ago*
That beard scratching as Russ gets up did it for me. Quality editing.
勇士球迷：威少起身、老詹挠胡子的镜头戳到我了。给剪辑师加鸡腿。
[]_BeefyTaco 328 points 3 hours ago
Lets be honest, did anyone think Russ to the Lakers would work out
球迷：U1S1，难道真有人认为威少适合湖人？
[]BagRight8939 968 points 5 hours ago
LeGM gearing up to make some decisions
球迷：总经理詹姆斯上线，即将做出一些决定
[]NetsKwilly462 272 points 5 hours ago
He can decide all he wants, he's not getting rid of Russ's contract
篮网球迷：别吹了，他想要别的也许都能决定，可想要处理掉威少的合同？门都没有啊
[][LAL] Kobe BryantRyanZee08 419 points 5 hours ago
I would just like to point out hes been traded twice while people have been screaming this.
湖人球迷：我想插一句，都说威少合同大、处理不掉，可他已经被交易两次了
[]NetsKwilly462 104 points 5 hours ago
But this is the worst he's ever played his entire career
篮网球迷：可现在是他职业生涯里打得最差的时候
[]Lakersrawchess 129 points 4 hours ago
LeGM deciding to take his talents back to Cleveland
湖人球迷：总经理詹姆斯决定将自己的天赋带回克利夫兰
[]phuqo5 78 points 3 hours ago
Man the city of Cleveland gonna have to buy this mans jersey for the third fuckin time Excellent grift.
球迷：克利夫兰球迷要第三次买这家伙的球衣？我了个擦！赶紧下载反诈中心APP
[][MIN] Tyus JonesIslandkid679 247 points 5 hours ago
'Aight, who's going on the trading block '
森林狼球迷：“好吧，要把谁交易掉呢？”
[]Heat302born 75 points 3 hours ago
Everyone.
热火球迷：一个不留
[]DowntownTopRanking 158 points 6 hours ago
What Westbrook is doing to that paper (in his mind).
球迷：威少（脑海中）是这么干的！
[]tendy-hands 97 points 5 hours ago
Is there a point at looking at the stats during the game Is he going to see who’s shooting better and be more likely to pass to them
球迷：你说他会不会是想看一下这场比赛谁投得更准，接下来想多传球给他？
[]Lakers9D_Chess 356 points 5 hours ago
He's taking mental notes of who the fuck is getting shipped out next week
湖人球迷：他是想捋一下下个礼拜谁得卷铺盖走人？
[]LakersStoneColdAM 77 points 5 hours ago
Russ: “Did I do good LeBron …. LeBron ”
LeGM (on the phone): “Yeah, hi, this is LeBron James… I was wondering if you were interested in a gently used Russell Westbrook….”
湖人球迷：威少：“我的数据咋样，老詹？……老詹？”总经理詹姆斯（打电话中）：“对对对，我是勒布朗-詹姆斯……我就是想问一下，你们对拉塞尔-威斯布鲁克有没有兴趣？九成新，包邮……”
[]NetsNoobAccount123456 1009 points 7 hours ago*
Found a 2011 tweet from Draymond in college saying this lol
篮网球迷：找到一条追梦2011年上大学时发的推特，哈哈
（翻译：维斯布鲁克又要把雷霆给投死了）
[]ThunderTheRecovery 215 points 6 hours ago
This is 11 years ago, Jesus Christ.
雷霆球迷：这可是11年前啊，我了个大擦
[]76ersallinasecond 98 points 6 hours ago
And nothing changed!
76人球迷：任它沧海桑田，我自龟然不动
[][BKN] Kevin Durantsukjustin4 33 points 4 hours ago
Consistency is key - and also triple doubles
篮网球迷：要的就是一如既往——还有三双！
[]Raptorsmisterpizzaguy 251 points 8 hours ago
If it smells like shit wherever you go….
猛龙球迷：如果你不管走到哪，都闻到一股臭味……
[]RaptorsThaNorth 157 points 7 hours ago
They say there's an asshole at every party. I haven't met him yet.
猛龙球迷：他们说每个派对上都会有一个搅屎棍。我咋从没见过。
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